Local & Agentic AI: Power Tools That Never Phone Homebeginner · ~80 min

The Darkroom in the Spare Room — Turn Words Into Pictures on a Machine That Never Phones Home

An image model is a few gigabytes of numbers in a folder. So why does making a picture still cost a subscription, require an account, expire when a company changes its mind, and start with you typing a private description of your own family into someone else's website?

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What you'll do

A darkroom folder on your own computer where you type a sentence and get back a picture — made by an image model living on your disk, proven to work with the Wi-Fi switched off, at zero cost per picture, with every image saved beside a small record of the exact words and seed that made it so you can print the same frame again a year from now.